They're called "Man Laws" and you'd better adhere to them or else! What marketing genius brought this diverse collection together?

Down by contact...tops or bottoms...you poke it, you own it (get your mind out of the gutter)...high fives...garage refrigerators...crushing cans against your forehead...and finally, how long to wait?

Oh, and to follow up on a posting from a few days back, they might be down another Heisman candidate, but just a tremendous job yesterday by Louisville against Miami.